when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!
Jinx: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at.
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Anonymous asked:
Caitlyn and Vi (separetly) with S/O who has a praise kink pls
Vi has a praise kink herself, but she will indulge you in it as well. She likes to see you trying to deny it and cover your flustered face, all the while rolling your hips into her hand, taking her fingers deeper.
While she loves to see you riding her strap-on she likes feeling you clenching around her fingers when she tells you what a good job you’re doing, how perfectly you’re taking her fingers, how sexy you look with your face contorted in pleasure like that. It’s gonna make you come fast, she knows it, but she won’t stop after just one.
“You can handle more, just look how well you’re taking my fingers. Do a good job like I know you can and you’ll get cuddles later. Haha, no the cuddles aren’t conditional but I know how to motivate you sweet stuff. How else? With my body.”
Despite being born into the Kiramman Clan she has had to work hard for every bit of praise she ever got. She makes you work for it too, but when you earn it Caitlyn is extremely generous with it.
No really, she can’t seem to shut up once she starts telling you what a good girl you are. Even in her office, with you under the table eating her out, with her praise hushed. She always pulls you into her lap when you’re done, kissing your cheek and stroking your hair as you smile against her neck.
“Slow down darling, we’ve got time. That’s better, we don’t want to get there too fast now do we, you’re such a good girl for me. If only you listened so well when we’re on the field. I could always award you after.”
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